Lubricating 'em up

So Wife and I are planning a trip to Greece for the honeymoon, Rhodes, Santorini, maybe parts of Crete. We are both accomplished travelers and eschew the traditional planned trip/cruise/tour route, so we are planning our own.

Last night we were on the computer up in the office, working out flights and hotels, when she turns to me and says (without really thinking)

"Can I give you a Greece Job?"

To which I replied "Honey, what are you going to use for a strap-on?"

It was fifteen minutes before either of us could take a full breath or make a full sentance. Hav'nt laughed that hard in months.