Getting it Together
First things first. There is no Redwood City, California in the US Virgin Islands. As is often the case, cockpit error rules, and I am still trying to fix that, thought I did yesterday. Will report in the next blog.
Not that their is anything wrong with the Virgin Islands. Right now a glass of rum in Bluebeard's Castle sounds pretty nice, tropical and warm, don't you think? It is just that we need to be clear on where we are, all of us. The beginning of wisdom is knowing where you are right now. So for the record, I am coming to you from the beautiful Emerald Hills. Enough said.
The House of Representatives just voted to not completely gut the House Ethics rules, a funny position from the guys who brought us Impeachment By Fellatio. Tom Delay is a piece of work, and Hastalt is not much better. When will the country learn that rich, white, overweight guys from Red States are mostly about keeping the world safe for other fat, rich white guys. All this values talk is a bunch of hooey, the repubs are peddling neo Calvainism..God so loved the elect that he gave them success and European looks to prove his selection and blessing. The rest of us are just damned to our various circles of hell. How they reconcile any of this with "it is easier to pass thru the eye of a needle..." is beyond belief, but recognizable to anyone that deals with addicts. Addicts are selfish, self righteous, grasping, bad tempered and heavily into denial. They also are grumpy and sour when dry. Hmm, looking at pictures of these guys, it makes you wonder. Maybe things might get better in Congress if we started issuing a daily grog ration. The discourse cannot get more bizarre, but maybe more of them would be smiling.
According to an article in the New York Times, most blogs (75%) are about sex. This comes as no surprise, as most of life, history, religion and art, politics and choices in hygiene products are about sex. We are not Homo Sapiens, we are Homo Humpus, living seemingly to hump or make ourselves seem worthy to be humped by someone, or avoiding the last person we humped in order to hump the next one. It is no wonder that back trouble is epidemic.
Even our religious leaders seem to be fixated with humping, (or NOT humping) or hump control. You would think that we were camels, with all this hump consciousness. One would think that the central miracle of Christianity was not the resurrection, but the spontaneous application of chastity belts on all the female believers by our Lord and Savior. Not "believe in me and you will be saved!" but "Only screw who I say you can screw, and shun the queers." I never could find that passage in the old King James. Maybe I need a newer translation.
I think it is more a matter of "the lady doth protest too much" among these guys. Jimmy Swaggert, Jim Baker, Newt Gingrich, (hell half the House for that matter), they have, how did he say it, "Been with a whore!" Clinton was a cad, but we forgive you brother Swaggert! Please, hypocrisy drips and it is making a mess on the floor. Read the Decameron, and you will learn the real way that religious and moral leaders put the devil back into hell.
As an aside, and for the record, I believe that Hookers perform a vital service to the republic, and we should thank them.(Actually a more useful service than their namesake, who is probably the only guy that could have botched Chancelorville as badly as he did). If more angry white guys had access to quality services from these angels of the night, there would be a lot fewer angry white men. Fewer angry white guys means fewer republicans, which means no neo conservatives, which means much smaller chance that we are invading Iran in the next few years. I conclude that, if what we really want is world peace, we need to start by legalizing prostitution in the US, and right now.
I am all for sex, in quantity and quality. I am also all for consenting adults doing what every they, their partner, and/or their consenting companion animals care to do in the privacy of there own home or Hump Themed Social Club. (I am also all for taking sexual predators and hanging, drawing and quartering them at dawn.) But I cannot see spending that much time writing about it. We as a culture spend way too much time on sex. This blog today has spent too much time on the subject. So I am now on a one man crusade to change this. Today is my only sex blog in the next four. That shifts the ratio from 3-1 to 1-3, which as the old joke says, is what we call a good start.
And on this Hump day, I wish you all.....
Happy Humping!!!!!!!!
Not that their is anything wrong with the Virgin Islands. Right now a glass of rum in Bluebeard's Castle sounds pretty nice, tropical and warm, don't you think? It is just that we need to be clear on where we are, all of us. The beginning of wisdom is knowing where you are right now. So for the record, I am coming to you from the beautiful Emerald Hills. Enough said.
The House of Representatives just voted to not completely gut the House Ethics rules, a funny position from the guys who brought us Impeachment By Fellatio. Tom Delay is a piece of work, and Hastalt is not much better. When will the country learn that rich, white, overweight guys from Red States are mostly about keeping the world safe for other fat, rich white guys. All this values talk is a bunch of hooey, the repubs are peddling neo Calvainism..God so loved the elect that he gave them success and European looks to prove his selection and blessing. The rest of us are just damned to our various circles of hell. How they reconcile any of this with "it is easier to pass thru the eye of a needle..." is beyond belief, but recognizable to anyone that deals with addicts. Addicts are selfish, self righteous, grasping, bad tempered and heavily into denial. They also are grumpy and sour when dry. Hmm, looking at pictures of these guys, it makes you wonder. Maybe things might get better in Congress if we started issuing a daily grog ration. The discourse cannot get more bizarre, but maybe more of them would be smiling.
According to an article in the New York Times, most blogs (75%) are about sex. This comes as no surprise, as most of life, history, religion and art, politics and choices in hygiene products are about sex. We are not Homo Sapiens, we are Homo Humpus, living seemingly to hump or make ourselves seem worthy to be humped by someone, or avoiding the last person we humped in order to hump the next one. It is no wonder that back trouble is epidemic.
Even our religious leaders seem to be fixated with humping, (or NOT humping) or hump control. You would think that we were camels, with all this hump consciousness. One would think that the central miracle of Christianity was not the resurrection, but the spontaneous application of chastity belts on all the female believers by our Lord and Savior. Not "believe in me and you will be saved!" but "Only screw who I say you can screw, and shun the queers." I never could find that passage in the old King James. Maybe I need a newer translation.
I think it is more a matter of "the lady doth protest too much" among these guys. Jimmy Swaggert, Jim Baker, Newt Gingrich, (hell half the House for that matter), they have, how did he say it, "Been with a whore!" Clinton was a cad, but we forgive you brother Swaggert! Please, hypocrisy drips and it is making a mess on the floor. Read the Decameron, and you will learn the real way that religious and moral leaders put the devil back into hell.
As an aside, and for the record, I believe that Hookers perform a vital service to the republic, and we should thank them.(Actually a more useful service than their namesake, who is probably the only guy that could have botched Chancelorville as badly as he did). If more angry white guys had access to quality services from these angels of the night, there would be a lot fewer angry white men. Fewer angry white guys means fewer republicans, which means no neo conservatives, which means much smaller chance that we are invading Iran in the next few years. I conclude that, if what we really want is world peace, we need to start by legalizing prostitution in the US, and right now.
I am all for sex, in quantity and quality. I am also all for consenting adults doing what every they, their partner, and/or their consenting companion animals care to do in the privacy of there own home or Hump Themed Social Club. (I am also all for taking sexual predators and hanging, drawing and quartering them at dawn.) But I cannot see spending that much time writing about it. We as a culture spend way too much time on sex. This blog today has spent too much time on the subject. So I am now on a one man crusade to change this. Today is my only sex blog in the next four. That shifts the ratio from 3-1 to 1-3, which as the old joke says, is what we call a good start.
And on this Hump day, I wish you all.....
Happy Humping!!!!!!!!
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